Saturday, August 28, 2021

The Best Records of 1986


by BK Munn

So by popular demand, here’s my list of the Best Albums of 1986! Of course, I think they are objectively the best as well as being favourites --my taste is that good! Nostalgia plays a part in this list, I’m sure, but I discovered large chunks of the records here long after the 80s ended. Some of the records I listened to hundreds of times in 1986 and since. Some I discovered for the first time last week. The ranking is based on not just how good the record is, but also how likely I am to listen to it again and/or how tired I am of the record. The list reflects my stunted taste for dumb, post-punk, and garage-flavoured sounds, and really gives a wide berth to most of the bestselling discs of the day. There are innovative pop and rock records from 1986 that were massive crossover hits and are considered classics by huge swaths of the population but I am heartily sick of them (and was likely sick of them in 1986, so don’t come at me with your Paul Simons and Peter Gabriels, etc). There are a few cheats, and a few anachronisms, mostly in the anthology/compilation category, but most of the stuff here was actually released in 1986 for the first time (it’s largely confined to Anglophonia as well, meaning UK/USA/Canada, so no South Africa, no Zimbabwe, no Japan). What else is not on this list? There are only a handful of country-adjacent records here and I really dropped the ball in the 1986 reggae department. Jazz? I’m a dilettante. Miles released “Tutu” in 1986, and it is a *very* 80s-sounding record. Is it even in the top 40 Miles records? I really don’t know. Not for me. John Zorn is on the list because he’s really more of a punk, isn’t he? And because I feel I could actually listen to those records again at some point. What else did I miss, jazz-wise? A bunch of fusion-y and synth-y noodly stuff it sounds like, for the most part. I mean, let me know how wrong I am. When I’m not blasting angry punk I do sometimes listen to *some* of the more refined and civilized things. Tony Bennett released one of his better comeback albums in 1986, and it’s hard to find a bad Tony Bennett album, period, but should it be on this list? (Ditto the great Mel Torme!) What else? Soundtracks? Blue Velvet and The Mission are standouts, but I would rather rewatch the films, honestly. Laurie Anderson’s is a soundtrack that functions as a stand-alone album to me, and is on the list. No orchestral music, generally. This is a rockist’s rock list!

1. The Fall, Bend Sinister

2. Run-DMC, Raising Hell

3. Various, Back From the Grave Vol 3 + 4

4. Deja Voodoo, Swamp of Love

5. Gruesomes, Tyrants of Teen Trash

6. Various, It Came from Canada 2

7. Sonic Youth, Evol

8. Husker Du, Candy Apple Grey

9. Public Image Ltd, Album

10. Schoolly D, Schoolly D

11. Shop Assistants, Shop Assistants

12. Butthole Surfers, Rembrandt Pussyhorse

13. Dead Kennedys, Bedtime for Democracy

14. Jazz Butcher, Distressed Gentlefolk (tie)

14. Hasil Adkins, Out to Hunch (tie)

15. Bad Brains, I Against I

16. Suicide, Ghost Riders

17. Cocteau Twins, Victorialand

18. The Smiths, The Queen is Dead

19. XTC, Skylarking

20. Throwing Muses, Throwing Muses

21. R.E.M., Life’s Rich Pageant

22. Thee Mighty Caesars, Thee Caesars of Trash

23. Cramps, A Date with Elvis

24. New Order, Brotherhood

25. Big Black, Atomizer

26. Ministry, Twitch

27. Talking Heads, True Stories

28. Laurie Anderson, Home of  the Brave

29. Billy Bragg, Talking With The Taxman About Poetry 

30. Camper Van Beethoven, Camper Van Beethoven

31. Jr. Gone Wild, More Pop Less Art

32. Big Audio Dynamite, No. 10 Upping St.

33. Felt, Forever Breathes the Lonely Word

34. Spaceman 3, Sound of Confusion

35. The Housemartins, London 0 Hull 4

36. The Feelies, The Good Earth

37. Eugene Chadbourne, Corpses Of Foreign War

38. The Clean, Compilation

39. Dag Nasty, Can I Say

40. Descendents, Enjoy

41. The Leaving Trains, Kill Tunes

42. Nikki Sudden And The Jacobites, Texas/The Last Bandits in the World

43. The Pandoras, Stop Pretending

44. Salt n Pepa, Hot Cool and Vicious

45. Lyres, Lyres Lyres

46. Kool Moe Dee, s/t

47. Didjits, Fizzjob

48. John Zorn, The Big Gundown

49. This Mortal Coil, Filigree And Shadow

50. Ramones, Animal Boy

51. Razor, Malicious Intent

52. Robyn Hitchcock And The Egyptians, Element Of Light 

53. Motorhead, Orgasmatron

54. Skinny Puppy, Mind: The Perpetual Intercourse 

55. Lou Reed, Mistrial

56. Nick Cave, Kicking Against the Pricks

56. Nick Cave, Your Funeral My Trial

57. That Petrol Emotion, Manic Pop Thrill

58. Delmonas, The Delmonas 5

59. Violent Femmes, The Blind Leading The Naked 

60. Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force, Planet Rock: The Album

61. Youth of Today, Break Down the Walls

62. Killing Joke, Brighter Than A Thousand Suns 

63. Swans, Holy Money

64. Iggy Pop, Blah Blah Blah

65. Go-Betweens, Liberty Belle And The Black Diamond Express 

66. The Flaming Lips, Hear It Is

67. Siouxsie and the Banshees, Tinderbox

68. Ray Condo And His Hardrock Goners, Crazy Date

69. Art of Noise, In Visible Silence

70. Meat Puppets, Out My Way

71. Velvet Underground, Another VU

72. The No Comprendo, Les Rita Mitsouko

73. fIREHOSE, Ragin', Full-On  

74. Dayglo Abortions, Feed Us A Fetus

75. NoMeansNo, Sex Mad

75. Revolting Cocks, Big Sexy Land

77. Prince, Parade

78. Stetsasonic, On Fire

79. Various, C86 

80. Beastie Boys, Licensed to Ill

81. Stan Ridgway, The Big Heat

82. John Zorn, Cobra

83. The Chameleons, Strange Times

84. The Smithereens, Especially For You

85. Cowboy Junkies, Whites Off Earth Now!!

86. Talk Talk, The Colour of Spring

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